The Welsh Girls Ten Commandments

The Welsh girls Ten Commandments
1. Thou shalt have no other god before the shoe gods

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the shoe gods in vein
3. Remember the sabbath day is for coffee with the girls and your mams Sunday dinner
4. Thou shalt honour thy mam and dad
5. Thou shalt always kill it on the dancefloor
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery, ever. (Even if a member of the rugby team asks for your number in Tiger Tiger)
7. Thou shalt not steal (Even if you’ve spent all your money on vodka and hairspray)
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against the girls,  like ever
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours house (Even if they live somewhere proper fit like)
10. Thou shalt not covet the neighbours ass (Even if he’s wearing rugby shorts)
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